Her "bully" hashtag loses a bit of oomph after two "Oh yeah? Well you're OLD!" jokes that Rivers probably already used herself 8 years ago though, right? [Samantha Ronson's Twitter]
Sam, step up your game! Here, let me help you:
Joan Rivers is so old she reads the Bible to remininence about her childhood.
Joan is so old she knew Uncle Ben when he rocked an afro.
Joan is so old she wrote the original 5 commandments which were later expanded to 10.