Sam And Lindsay Reunite In Prison; "I Want Jew Blood On My Hands," Said Enraged Mel

By Katy Kelleher | July 23, 2010 | 1:00pm

Celebrities Dirt Bag

Lindsay Lohan had a surprise visitor in jail yesterday: ex-girlfriend Samantha Ronson. Should we be hoping for a reunion? [NYDN]
Though Ronson refused to speak to reporters, she latter posted the song “Waiting on a Friend” by the Rolling Stones to her Twitter account. But what does it all mean? [NYDN]
To make matters worse, Lindsay is having a water crisis! Apparently, visitors have to check in food and drinks with the commissary on Mondays and pick it up Tuesday, but Lindsay didn’t check anything until Tuesday so she has to wait until next week to access her items. She wants a drink of water, but the only liquid available is from “that nasty sink in her cell,” which Lilo’s delicate stomach just can’t take. [TMZ]
But Lindsay has bigger problems, like the fact that she’s being kept in a cell block with murderers. “Of course she wants to get out,” a source tells People. “She is not getting any special treatment of any kind.” [People]
Brief message for Lindsay’s fans: Stop calling her in prison. The Lynwood Correctional Facility doesn’t like it. [TMZ]
More disturbing details about Mel Gibson‘s rage have come out. He allegedly threw a chair through a glass door while Oksana Grigorieva cowered nearby and tried to shield their child from the pieces. “She said he was literally foaming at the mouth,” claims a source. Oksana also told authorities that Mel once said to her “I want Jew blood on my hands” in reference to a high-profile Hollywood figure who had slighted him. [Radar, Radar]
Oksana’s sister may have leaked the audio recordings, claims the Hollywood Reporter. Sources say that Natalie Grigorieva released the tapes in exchange for cash, and that she had been shopping around for media outlets before settling on Radar. [NY Post]
A judge has ruled that an only independent, court-appointed expert can have have access to the data in Oksana’s computer. Mel’s attorneys wanted full access, and Oksana’s wanted it denied, so the judge found some happy medium. [TMZ]
Also on the receiving end of Mel’s violence: a tree. But it gave as good as it got. [The Sun]
More legal news: Oksana supposedly had a lawsuit drafted up against Mel in May, though it was never filed, probably because she took the payoff instead. [TMZ]
Britney Spears is distancing herself from Mel. According to Perez Hilton, they haven’t spoken in over two years. [Perez Hilton]
Is it weird that the idea of a new Spice Girls movie makes me a little giddy? [The Sun]
Well, my hopes have just been dashed. [Popdirt]
Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson, neither of whom speak Spanish, got quite the shock when their son Bronx starting babbling in Spanish. They figured he must have picked it up from the nanny. [Socialite Life]
A painting of Conan, entitled “Conan the Destroyer, by fantasy artist Frank Franzetta sold for $1.5 million to a private collector. [Page Six]
Nick Jonas made his girlfriend, Lucie Jones, a heart-shaped pizza last night to celebrate their final night out before he turns to L.A.. Aww. [Showbiz Spy]
Someone saw a pic of Amy Winehouse in a bathing suit and felt the need to ask whether she was preggers. Nope, just drunk. Though the two aren’t mutually exclusive… [WOW Report, Socialite Life]
Did Christopher Reeve have an affair with a gay porn star? [WOW Report]
Orlando Bloom recently tied the knot with his supermodel girlfriend – now wife – Miranda Kerr. Rumor has it that the newlyweds are also expecting their first child. Congrats, you crazy kids! [Page Six]
Micheal Lohan has announced that his impending nuptials to Kate Major have been canceled. For masochists, here’s a video: [TMZ]
A therapist, who does not treat Foxy Brown and wishes to remain anonymous, says the singer “has issues.” No shit. [NYDN]
Oh god, here’s a match made in reality tv hell: Kate Gosselin and her eight children are going to meet former Alaska governor Sarah Palin. They plan on going camping, and doing some educational shit. “Sarah will even teach Kate how to avoid bears!” exclaimed an insider. [In Touch]
Leonardo DiCaprio says Hollywood was easier on young stars back in the day: “I got to be wild and nuts and I didn’t suffer as much as people do now where they have to play it so safe that they ruin their credibility. I didn’t care what anyone thought. It was also about avoiding the tornado of chaos, of potential downfall. It was, ‘Wow, how lucky are we to not have hung out with that crowd or done those things?'” [Daily Express]
Taylor Momsen explained to MTV recently how she fired her stylist and began to dress herself. “I kind of had a freakout…because I was getting molded into this thing that wasn’t who I am and it was fitting into the world that can make you popular or something. I was never a popular chick, so I don’t even know what that means! I still wear pieces from when I was in (expletive) middle school. I modify them.” Taylor goes on to share her beauty tips, so in case you’re interested… [Just Jared]
“I really feel like food is a drug. When I’m not eating properly, I have less energy – my body looks different, which means it looks different on film. I look different through my face. I think about those kinds of things and I want to feel more than it is the vanity part of it. I want to feel I can go 18 hours on set, if we have to, working, working, working, and feel confident about my health,” said Jessica Biel, who just figured out how nutrition works. [Showbiz Spy]