Ryan Lochte and Ryan Lochte's Mom Issue Urgent Clarification About Ryan Lochte's Penis
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Earlier this week, Olympic swimmer Ryan Lochte’s mother told the press that her preening, winking Adonis of a son had no time for relationships because he was always “on the go.” “He only goes on one night stands,” she said. And it’s all America’s vaginas could talk about for the next 24 hours. But now, both Lochte and his mother are backpedaling — she didn’t mean like one night fuck stands, she meant one night date stands.
In a USA Today piece that reads like it was written by a publicist, both Lochte and his mother Ike clarify that obviously “one night stands” means only going out on a date with someone once and then never calling them again. It has nothing to do with having hot slippery hairless swimmer sex after a few drinks at a bar in Gainesville, Florida frequented by 20-year-old University of Florida sophomores teetering in platform heels that will lead to long-term foot damage. She said,
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