Rude: Kylie Jenner Might Have Had the Baby Already

NO BABY BUMP. Image via Twitter.
NO BABY BUMP. Image via Twitter.

Baby bump detectives (everyone) are working hard on Kylie Jenner’s warped pregnancy timeline, and the puzzle is starting to look like a baby, ergo: omfg.


For your consideration:

  • Exhibit A: “THE BOGUS BUMP” [emphasis TMZ] is a fuzzy video of either a bump or a mirage from January, which would considerably set back the supposed early 2018 due date which “multiple sources” reported to People in September.
  • Exhibit B: “OMG Pics of Kylie Jenner’s Baby Bump Have Just Surfaced,” images of Kylie Jenner placing her hand on a bump-like form in an oversized jacket, possibly from Jordyn Woods’s birthday party in September, inferring that Kylie was “pretty far along” by this time. [Seventeen]
  • Exhibit C: This garbage Kardashian-Jenner Christmas card (above) with no Kylie.
  • Exhibit D: She hasn’t been on social media in a while. [Us Weekly]

Inconclusive. In the meantime, here’s the morning baby bump packet:


Anna Faris officiated her podcast co-host Sim Sarna’s wedding in Uggs, which is both nice because it’s Anna Faris and liberating for anybody who’s worn heels to an outdoor wedding.

  • The Royal Family is dishing out end-of-year knighthoods and honorariums (Ringo Starr, Barry Gibb, Ed Sheeran, Wiley). [NME]
  • Ryan Seacrest now acting like he didn’t shit all over Mariah Carey’s NYE performance because it’s expedient and he’s on TV and he’s a nice person. This is deeply satisfying. [Fox News]
  • Justin Timberlake’s recent trademarking activity suggests that he is pivoting toward nature. [NME]
  • Papoose more or less screamed to the world that Remy Ma is pregnant. [Instagram]
  • Ew, this is what this person is up to. [The Sun]

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Mireille is sensational, like a She-Hulk

I would love to believe that a Kardashian/Jenner found the strength and joy in herself over a personal (but exploitable) event to keep it to herself and her friends and family. As long as Kris is alive, however, I don’t think that’s likely.