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Roseanne Wants To Put Her Nuts In Your Mouth

Roseanne Barr was on The Late Show with David Letterman last night, radiant in a citrusy caftan and feathery extensions in her hair. When asked why she had moved to Hawaii and purchased a macadamia nut farm, she replied, "Menopause." And added: "When you get old, you want kind of a less dumb-ass lifestyle."

Later, Roseanne talked about how macadamia nuts are "the perfect protein" and declared: "I just want to put my nuts in the mouths of hungry people." Her new reality show on Lifetime is, of course, called Roseanne's Nuts.


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Moving to Hawaii and buying a macadamia farm sounds like a great middle-aged lifestyle to me! Sign me up.