The Blumarine fall 2010 show in Milan today was black and white and fringed all over. Hello '80s, hello zebra, hello mullet dress!

Warning: You are entering a land where the girls are tough.

She's not with the band; she is the band.

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Zebra and fringe? It's like raiding David Lee Roth's closet!

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It's strange: At first this ensemble seems tough and edgy. Then a closer look reveals the sheer insanity. But lean back, and it's kind of cool, in a party-at-Cavalli's house way.

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Is Chanel Iman pissed about the car-wash sleeves? Or the car-wash skirt?

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The sleeves and skirt are more tolerable in solid black.

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The folks at Steve Madden are taking notes.

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Girls just wanna have fun?

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Sharp!

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"Josie And The Pussycats are frauds! They totally stole from us — Zelda And The Zebras."

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Pirates Of The Caribbean 10: Legend Of The Key West Waitress.

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Love the sparkle, the movement, the city-chic and the confidence!

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You've got to admire the lady who can pull this off. She's got ovaries.

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Paging Lita Ford. Lita Ford to the white courtesy phone, please.

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Too much of a good thing? Love the jacket, though.

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Party in the front; different party in the back.

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Move over LBD, it's time for the LGD.

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Let's try and channel Michael Kors: "The fabric looks a little ticky-tacky. And the big fake jewels on the dress matched up to the ones on the jacket? It's like she's waiting for her ride at the Paramus mall. In 1989."

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These mullet dresses are A Thing. It seems.

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But that doesn't mean I approve.

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It's like Catwoman's been shopping at Rainbow.

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Question: Is the mullet dress less offensive in a pale hue?

Answer: Not really.

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Anna Molinari will be boozing it up Capri later.

[Images via Getty.]