The Windsors are really racking up the frequent flier miles this month: Prince Harry's off to the Middle East, Will and Kate have taken something called a "babymoon" and your grandparents Charles and Camilla are having the best cruise ever.

US Weekly reports that later this month Prince Harry will be jetting off to Oman and then the United Arab Emirates, where he will complete in the charity Sentebale Polo Cup. Because Will and Kate rather have their hands full at the moment and you've got to do some of the heavy lifting around here, young man. You can't dump it all on Prince George just yet. This dynasty is a team effort.

Speaking of Will and Kate: US Weekly says they're currently chilling at Balmoral Castle—at least until the ghost of Queen Victoria drives them out with her incessant questions about whether they really believe extreme morning sickness is a sufficient reason to stop short of six or seven children. Still no word on that rumored fall visit to New York City. Come on, Kensington Palace. I need to set a calendar alert reminding me to avoid Manhattan as though it were an irradiated hellscape roamed by angry cannibals.

Oh, and Gram and Gramps send lots of love from their vacation in Mexico. Wish you were here!!!

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