Back in the day, Rihanna was fond of referring to everyone around her with a certain c-word. Then someone finally pulled her aside and explained that they didn’t enjoy having their name replaced with a crude name for ladybits. She tells British Vogue, “That word is so offensive to everyone in the world except for Bajans. You know African-Americans use the n-word to their brothers? Well, that’s the way we use the c-word … When I first came here, I was saying it like it was nothing, like, ‘Hey, cunt,’ until my make-up artist finally had to tell me to stop. I just never know.” [Us]
Sources say Madonna will be performing at this year’s Super Bowl halftime show. I’m still suffering from PTSD after last year’s performance by the Black Eyed Peas, but this could give me the courage to watch again. [SB Nation]
Madonna is releasing a new album in February, so we’ll have to sit through some new stuff to get to the ’80s classics. [USA Today]
Keep Henry Rollins away from your baby bump, or he may perform a creepy blessing on your unborn child. [Mediabistro]
Britney Spears accidentally called Jason Trawick her husband on a radio show last week, so E! is convinced she’s planning to get married. The problem is she’s still under a conservatorship, so she’d have to ask her dad’s permission. [E!]
- Child bride Courtney Stodden continues her mission to make everyone in America feel like the disapproving mom she never had. Today she frolicked on the beach in a white bikini with husband Doug Hutchinson. Somehow this was supposed to prove that she hasn’t had plastic surgery, but I was too distracted by her very noticeable drawn-on abs to check out the rest of her. [TMZ]
- Jenna Fischer and husband Lee Kirk welcomed a baby boy named Weston Less last week. Congrats! [Radar]
- Seth Rogan married longtime girlfriend Lauren Miller over the weekend. Jonah Hill, Paul Rudd, Judd Apatow, Leslie Mann, and Craig Robinson were in attendance. Check out an incredible blurry photo of the bride and groom at the link! [Us]
- In a blog post Media Take Out doesn’t link to, a young lady allegedly says Busta Rhymes gave her herpes. Allegedly. She writes, “Busta needs to be arrested!!! How can someone get away with spreading a infectious virus that they know they have. He is cruel and the most disgusting person I’ve ever met. This is a warning, warning, WARNING stay away from him!!!!!!” She also describes some intense pain associated with the disease, which they didn’t cover in the Valtrex commercial. [MTO]
- Zach Galifianakis says that while filming his Between Two Ferns Funny Or Die skit with Jennifer Aniston he found a guy who looked like Brad Pitt and asked if he could work him in. “She looked at me like, ‘What the fuck?'” says Galifianakis admitted. “And I totally agreed with her. How rude of me to do that! Why would she want to talk about that? She get inundated with that shit all the time. I totally understood.” [Us]
- Thomas Jane says that when he was a struggling 18-year-old actor he used to engage in some same-sex relations to pay the bills. “As James Dean said, you’re going to have one arm tied behind your back if you don’t accept people’s sexual flavors,” he said. “When I was a kid out here in L.A., I was homeless. I didn’t have any money and I was living in my car. I wasn’t averse to going down to Santa Monica Boulevard and letting a guy buy me a sandwich. Know what I mean?” He added, “Until you’ve tasted the food, you don’t know whether you’ll like it or not, as my mom always said.” [Us]
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