Consenting adults Rihanna and Drake — who will always be Jimmy from Degrassi to some of us, but whatever — were spotted at a sex shop in Ottawa. RiRi tried out the whips and spent over $1,000 at Wicked Wanda’s Adult Emporium, purchasing handcuffs, a riding crop, a bustier, pasties, boots, edible underwear, a collar and leash, a spandex hood and a chocolate penis. The saleslady said, “Have fun.” Rihanna replied, “I always do.” Best story of the day, guys. Just go back to bed. [Bossip via National Enquirer]
Martha Stewart turns 70 on August 3, and is celebrating this weekend in Maine. She’ll be with her daughter Alexis, new granddaughter Jude and a bunch of friends and neighbors. There will be hiking, sailing and lobster rolls, and it will be perfect, because that is how Martha likes it. [Page Six]
They should really have cameras in the courtroom when Tobey Maguire goes to court over his participation in an illegal poker ring. The story is better than some of the crap at the cineplex: Celebrities! Cash! High stakes! [Digital Spy]
Oh look! Something to hang in your locker: The Ides Of March poster, starring battling superfoxes Ryan Gosling and George Clooney. [Just Jared]
Jesse James and Kat Von D had a fight about another woman before they broke up? You don’t say. [Radar]
- Uh-oh. The creator and executive producer of AMC’s hit series The Walking Dead has quit. [E!]
- Lady Gaga on Amy Winehouse‘s death: “It’s a lesson to the world. Don’t kill the superstar, take care of her soul.” [Daily Mail]
- Finally some good news for Leighton Meester: She was spotted having a romantic dinner with Justin “I’m A Mac” Long. They were holding hands. Hopefully he was helping her cope with her nightmarish mama drama. [Page Six]
- Taylor Swift sang a Marvin Gaye song at a restaurant and people loved it. [Page Six]
- Oh dear, here’s Kristin Cavallari trying on wedding dresses just days before she was dumped by her fiancé. [Life & Style]
- Looove these pictures of Pink and Carey Hart on their motorcycles. [Just Jared]
- Lindsay Lohan‘s speaker guy says Lindsay Lohan owes him money for installing speakers. He’s suing in small claims court. [TMZ]
- You know those shows where the name of the character is part of the title of the program? Meet Hart Of Dixie, in which Rachel Bilson plays a doctor named Zoe Hart. [Just Jared]
- Hugh Hefner says Crystal Harris was lying when she said she only had sex with Hef once. He tweeted: “The sex with Crystal the first night was good enough so that I kept her over two more nights. Crystal lied about our relationship on Howard Stern but I don’t know why.” Because either way it’s gross. Stop talking! [Blabberlicious]
- And now a message from Morgan Freeman‘s rep: “A political ad running in Wisconsin by a conservative group narrated by someone trying to sound like Morgan Freeman was not narrated by Mr. Freeman. Morgan Freeman did Not narrate that ad.” [Contact Music]
- Young Jeezy was pulled over in Atlanta, for failing to signal while changing lanes. He was, by the way, driving a $192,000 Ferrari. [TMZ]
- R Kelly owes a crapload of federal taxes. [Digital Spy]