“I don’t wanna see you texting your boyfriends or your girlfriends,” she said. “I don’t wanna see you catching any Pokémons up in this bitch.”

Rihanna’s been delightfully off the cuff on her Anti tour stops as far as banter goes—as opposed to most pop-star tours which have fairly rigid scripts that nearly always make sure to thank the fans and mom and Jesus—so this is no surprise. (And besides, it’s a terrific tour—if you’re playing video games that’s you’re own damn fault.) But it’s also telling how stealthily the evil Pokémon Go has infiltrated the globe, that anyone at a concert is just as likely to be catching these little shits—sidebar: WHAT is your DATA PLAN?—as FaceTiming their boo. Pathetic!