Join us tonight at 7:00 pm on the nose for live coverage of the Golden Globes. It's probably best to bring a bottle of something fancy and just hope that TIna Fey and Amy Poehler's efforts to get a boob to fall out of a dress are a smashing success.
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I haven't been this excited for an awards show in a VERY long time. Looking forward to chilling alone, eating some homemade curried kohlrabi soup, drinking some red wine, and laughing with my girls Amy and Tina.