On last night's Real Housewives, Danielle had a "spa" party during which a plastic surgeon administered Botox injections and lip plumper to the women if they wanted them. But the treatments didn't sting as much as Dina's zingers at the event. Next week, we'll find out about that Colombian cartel.
P.S. We now have a new word for "vagina" — "chucky." Although Danielle, as we learned last night, still says "pussy."
P.P.S. I have to read this book now.