Real Housewife Ramona To Host Plastic-Surgery Fashion Show

No, seriously. The wide-eyed, runway-dominating cast member of Real Housewives of New York City will be hosting a fashion show starring newly enhanced “swans” as they take to the runway to debut their new look. Surely you want the details!

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”REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW YORK CITY” STAR TO HOST NATION’S FIRST PLASTIC SURGERY SUMMER FASHION SHOW AND DEBUTS JEWELERY LINE ON LONG ISLAND NY

BREAST AUGMENTATION, RHINOPLASTY AND LIPOSUCTION MODELS TOP DESIGNERS SUMMER WARE ON THE RUNWAY AT COSMETIC SURGERY FASHION SHOW HOSTED BY REAL HOUSE WIVES OF NEW YORK CITY STAR

Real Life Makeover Patients To Enjoy “Coming Out in Designer” Party

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW YORK CITY STAR TO DEBUT HER JEWELERY LINE AT RUNWAY SHOW

New York – Real Housewives of New York City Star Romona [sic] Singer will be debuting her new jewelery line and hosting the Nation’s first cosmetic fashion show. The extreme makeover patients of a cosmetic surgeons wearing the worlds tops designers will boldly flaunt their new bodies at a cosmetic surgery fashion show and expo on Thursday April 22 2010 at 7pm Bethpage State Park-Carlyle on the Green on 99 Quaker Meeting Rd. Farmingdale , Long Island NY . Previously insecure about their appearance, the real life “Swans” will enjoy an emotional “Coming Out” party at the fashion show with friends, family and many spectators looking on. Mothers, daughters, young and old will reveal their surgeries at the spectacular show featuring the hottest and most sought after designer fashions. The event is being sponsored by Park Avenue Surgeon Dr. Stephen Greenberg and other local designers and merchants. Coverage invited.