A black bear broke into a New Hampshire home Tuesday and stole some fruit, Goldfish crackers — and a teddy bear. Says the homeowner, "I thought maybe ... [the teddy bear] looked like a little baby cub to her."
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The family later found a vintage Teddy Ruxpin doll with its face chewed off. "The bear must have thought that Teddy Ruxpin was a possessed demon-bear," chuckled the house's proprieter.