Reader Roundup: You're Invited To The Kardashians' Murder Mystery Party

Today’s best comments we learn how to look like you’re 21 forever.

• Best Comment Of The Day in response to Patti Stanger Tries To Wet Judith Regan’s Vagina:

Patti isn’t the first person to be concerned about Regan’s trickle-down effect.

• Best Comment Of The Day in response to Michelle Realizes Guy In The Red Suit Looks Oddly Familiar:

Let’s see. If he starts crying, it’s John Boehner. If there’s a national crisis and he stays to finish the book, it’s W.

• Best Comment Of The Day in response to Jonathan Adler: Nothing Tastes As Good As Skinny Feels:

For God so loved the world, that He gave His only cherished kitten t-shirts and cheap headbands, that whoever believes in Forever 21 shall not perish of nakedness, but have eternal tackiness.

John 3:16
(New Forever 21 Standard Bible)

• Best Comment Of The Day in response to This Week In Tabloids: The Kreepy, Krazy-Eyed Kardashian Khristmas Kard:

The Kardashian Christmas photo looks like an invite to a Dynasty themed murder mystery party. The real mystery to be solved? Who on earth would ok such amateurish photoshopping. You can hire high school kids for next to nothing who would be able to crank out a better job in no time.

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