Reader Roundup: Wills Discovers Dishes Don't Wash Themselves, Perform Musical Numbers

Today’s best comments are royally amusing!

• Best Comment Of The Day in response to William & Kate Bravely Plan To Live Without Servants:

“Kate, darling, I keep putting these dishes in the sink, but I can’t persuade them to start bathing. It’s like they’re being obstinate. Should I step out and afford them some privacy?”

• Best Comment Of The Day in response to Elton John & David Furnish Welcome A Baby Boy:

I fully expect Elton John and David Furnish to present his child to the world in the same way Simba was presented to the Pride Lands.

• Best Comment Of The Day in response to Sarah Palin’s Weak “Refudiate” Defense:

QWERTY keyboards are for liberals. Real Americans like Sarah Palin use keyboards where the keys are organized by shape, so that “F” is next to “P,” where it belongs!

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