Reader Roundup: We've Got The Perfect Jingle For Your McDonald's Wedding

Today’s best comments are delicious and nutritious.

• Best Comment Of The Day in response to Your Underwear Is A Window To Your Sexy Soul:

Sorry, science, but black underwear means I’m on the rag.

• Best Comment Of The Day in response to Alleged Sexter Brett Favre May Lose His Denim Endorsement Deal:

Jesus, even his sexts get intercepted.

• Best Comment Of The Day in response to Nicole Richie To Paparazzi: “You Are Stalking Children”:

poor joan collins. imagine how awful it must be for her to look at all the people who aren’t her.

• Best Comment Of The Day in response to Hong Kong McDonald’s To Offer Nuptial Packages:

With a grinning Ronald McDonald officiating, the couple recites their own vows.

“You are the burger to my bun,
you shine like arches in the sun,
baby, you super size my fun,
My little pickle you’re the one.”

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