Cheer up, today's best comments are here!

Best Comment Of The Day in response to Lady Gaga Will Be In The New Muppet Movie:

Psh, Kermit is lying. He's all over her!

Best Comment Of The Day in response to Engineers Finally Figure Out How Cats Drink:

But you really won't solve their problems until you figure out why they drink.

Best Comment Of The Day in response to Johnny Knoxville Bans Women From Doing Stunts In Jackass:

Well, duh. There's no such thing as a Jillass.

Best Comment Of The Day in response to Shocker: Taylor Momsen Is Miserable:

Taylor's Self Portrait.

Reminder: Rather than emailing us your daily comment nominations, we'd like you to submit them in the tips box at the top of the page. So send us your nominations via that box — complete with the outstanding comment's URL — and tag your nomination #cotd. (Replying to a comment with "#cotd" does not work.) From here on out, we'll mine through the brilliance via the Comment of the Day tag page.


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