Reader Roundup: Sister Wives Need Therapeutic Analysis

Today’s best comments are in the can.

• Best Comment Of The Day in response to Rachel Zoe: “It’s Called The Rachel Zoe Show, Not The Brad Goreski Show!”:

Sammi’s clothing line will consist of tanktops and shorty shorts that go up your choocha. She even wears a more formal shorty short when going out to dinner. She’s got great legs, but she’s essentially wear boy underwear as pants on a daily basis.

And the Rachel Zoe show with Brad…is going to suck.

• Best Comment Of The Day in response to Sister Wives Freak Out & Cry Over Kissing Incident:

Kissing is so very intimate. He should have known better than to seal the engagement with a kiss. It would have been much, much better if he had just sealed it with anal.

• Best Comment Of The Day in response to Underwire Bras Make You Poop Less:

So, Japan is now giving grant money to any S&M/poo-porn enthusiast to do “scientific studies”?

Up next: STUDY PROVES TEENAGERS WEARING 6-INCH HEELS AND DIAPERS CAN SUBSIST ENTIRELY ON LOLLIPOPS

• Best Comment Of The Day, also in response to Underwire Bras Make You Poop Less:

This is a really interesting study… for me to poop on.

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