Reader Roundup: ScarJo Pretends She's Fallen And She Can't Get Up

Set your best foot forward with today’s best comments.

• Best Comment Of The Day in response to Watch Christina Aguilera’s Ass-Wiggling Number From Burlesque:

This is what happens when Chicago and Showgirls have unprotected sex.

• Best Comment Of The Day in response to The 9-Inch Heel, For The Hot “Walking On Stilts” Look:

I represent the Heels Are Too Damn High party.

Strippers working 8 hours a night, 40 hours a week – some a third job, why? The Heels are Too Damn High! People fallin’ all over, breakin their ankles, can’t go out to breakfast lunch or dinner!

• Best Comment Of The Day in response to Ke$ha Will Get Through This On A Wing And A Prayer:

She looks like she ate a Smurf and did not like it.

• Best Comment Of The Day in response to Scarlett Johansson Is GQ‘s Babe Of The Year:

That is how my aunt lays there when she throws her back out. Then my uncle gets her stuff to go to the hospital and dresses her in red stilletto heels and a leopard print jacket from 1982 but she is in too much pain to care.

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