Reader Roundup: Non-Minorities, Finally You Too Can Be Discriminated Against!

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• Best Comment Of The Day in response to Dita Von Teese To Play Shady Lady On CSI:

Cedric Diggory & Hermione Granger are an item? Rita Skeeter’s Quick Quotes Quill is going to go expulso.

• Best Comment Of The Day in response to CNN Anchor Was Set Up For Seduction By Fake ACORN Pimp:

The Douche and the Reporter went to sea
In a beautiful pea green boat,
He’d packed up some dildos, and plenty of porno,
While she wondered about her next quote..
The Douche looked up to the stars above,
And sang to an 80’s guitar,
‘O lovely Reporter! O Reporter my love,
What a gullible Reporter you are,
You are,
You are!
What a gullible Reporter you are!’

• Best Comment Of The Day in response to Students Believe Avoiding Assult Is Their “Personal Responsiblity:

How to avoid rape: Seal yourself in a plastic bubble and walk around with a crotch-punching robot bodyguard.

• Best Comment Of The Day in response to Senators Defy Meryl Streep, Block Women’s History Museum:

Wouldn’t keeping “the many contributions of the pro-life movement” in a museum be kidnapping?

• Best Comment Of The Day in response to Michigan’s Gay-Bashing Assistant Attorney General Is An Unfathomable Idiot:

I love when bigoted assholes try to claim that the LGBT (or any other minority they don’t like) community is trying to “recruit” straight people. I bet those are some informative recruitment ads-

“I WANT YOU!
To become a homosexual.

Hey there! Have you ever thought to yourself ‘I just have too many rights!’ Marriage, adoption, serving your country? All are things of the past when you join the homosexual community!
Want to know what it feels like to be told you’re going to roast in the pits of hell, all because of whom you have a relationship with? You can if you join us!
Never had the shit beat out of you because a crazy bigot disagrees with your “lifestyle”? Now’s your chance!

Still not sold? How about trying one of our other “Minority Recruitment Programs”?
Make 70 cents for every dollar your male co-worker makes in our ‘Women’s Program’! Have people make assumptions about your backround, education, and supposed criminal record in our “African American Program”!
Wanna know what it feels like to have people proclaim you an American Hating Terrorist? Then our ‘Muslim American Program’ is for you!

Call our 800 number now to learn how being a White, Heterosexual, Christian Male is totally lame, and how being persecuted, and sometimes even killed, for being different is all the rage!”

I hope these ads run on Nickelodeon, so we can really get the youths!

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