You won't regret reading today's best comments.

Best Comment Of The Day in response to Obama Meets New Team Of Education Advisers:

"No, sir, chillin' is the gerund form. From the Latin, meaning to bear resemblance to a villain."

"Kid, get your feet off the furniture before I Leave You Behind."

Best Comment Of The Day in response to Watch Jennifer Grey's Perfect 10 Tango:

And THAT is why nobody puts Baby in a corner!

Best Comment Of The Day in response to Joan Collins Is Disappointed By Homely Hollywood Stars:

"And shoulder pads. Why do they make them so small now? Why are dinosaurs tiny birds nowadays? Get me my soup."

Best Comment Of The Day in response to Woman Sues After Tattoo Parlor Inks White Sox Logo Backwards:

Is she crying? Is she crying?! There's no crying! There's no crying in baseball tattoos!



Reminder: Rather than emailing us your daily comment nominations, we'd like you to submit them in the tips box at the top of the page. So send us your nominations via that box — complete with the outstanding comment's URL — and tag your nomination #cotd. (Replying to a comment with "#cotd" does not work.) From here on out, we'll mine through the brilliance via the Comment of the Day tag page.

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