Today's best comments will change how you think about "news," Ryan Gosling, and assets.

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• Best Comment Of The Day in response to Megyn Kelly Compares "Undocumented Immigrants" To Calling Rape "Non-Consensual Sex":

Makes sense to me. There's very little difference in the criminal natures of a 6-year-old immigrant who was brought to the states as an infant and a rapist. And only the rapist should be let off the hook if they're good at sports.

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• Best Comment Of The Day in response to Megyn Kelly Compares "Undocumented Immigrants" To Calling Rape "Non-Consensual Sex":

It's about as ridiculous as calling it Fox "News".

• Best Comment Of The Day in response to Israeli President Convicted Of Rape, Sexual Assault:

We have a new Saudi Arabia of feminism!

• Best Comment Of The Day in response to The Tao Of Gosling:

"Hey girl, I heard you like words. So I said some."

• Best Comment Of The Day in response to Woman Says Her Husband Is Blackmailing Her With Sex Tape:

I bet she'd like to freeze his assets, if you know what I mean, and I think you do. What I'm saying is that she'd like to distress his debt securities. She'd like to net his asset value. She'd like to short his sale and halt his trading. Amirite, ladies?

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