Today's best comments are magically delicious.
• Best Comment Of The Day in response to Get High On Sugar & Enter Mariah's 3D "Experience": "This is exactly what happens when Rainbow Brite gets high with the Care Bears while listening to California Gurls."
• Best Comment Of The Day in response to Jennifer Lopez Won't Judge American Idol:
"I hate the paparazzi. I get so angry, I want to Sean Penn them all."
Presenting the new Hooked on Celebrity Euphemisms DVD!
Phrases you'll learn to use besides the above include:
"Dude, I can't wait to Pat O'Brien with you this weekend!"
"I'm so tired of working all these years; I'm so ready to Larry King this damned job."
"It's just a little dent in the fender, but I need you to Bobby Flay for me."
• Best Comment Of The Day in response to Here Is A Painting Of Lady Gaga Devouring A Unicorn Carcass:
I wanna eat this.
And if I do, then I might choke on it.
It's really tasty and magic,
Got my mouth drenched in blood; it's tragic.
'Cause I want to eat, want to eat
Pass me the mustard,
Just wanna use it for a minute.
Maybe Grey Poupon is enough
For my mouth to spit!
Let's have some fun,
This meat is coarse.
I wanna take a bite of your magic horse.
Let's eat a unicorn, eat a unicorn
Do you want some?
Here, just take some,
'Cause it's really good.
Really quite good.
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