This special edition of Reader Roundup is dedicated to our favorite deodorant-shilling hunk: Mr. Mustafa himself.
Since this one was too late to make it into yesterday's, here is a retroactive Best Comment Of The Day in response to Now You Can Eat The Old Spice Guy:
Hello, birthday boy, look at your cake, now back to me, now back at your cake, now back to me. Sadly, that cake isn't me, but if it hadn't been bought from the supermarket last minute and had been made at a fancy cake shop by thoughtful friends ahead of time, it could taste like it's me. Look down, back up, where are you? You're at a birthday party with the cake your cake could taste like. What's in your hand, back at me. I have it, it's a slice of my cake with two layers of that flavor you love. Look again, the layers are now ice cream. Anything is possible when your cake tastes like it has the Old Spice guy and not shitty frosting. I'm on a plate.
Best Comment Of The Day in response to Never Mind, Old Spice Is Actually Selling Like Beefcakes:
Look again. Your sales are now DIAMONDS!
Your sales have turned into two tickets to that thing you like. Now back to me.
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