Our diagnosis: Today's best comments are hilarious.
• Best Comment Of The Day in response to German Dog Gives Birth To 17 Healthy, Adorable Puppies:
17? Better count them to make sure!
1, ah ah ah - 2, ah ah ah..
• Best Comment Of The Day in response to Doctors Say Cooking With Gordon Ramsay Could Kill You:
Oh, so they're the food police! And here I thought it was an honorary club made up mostly of righteously concerned bloggers and ill-informed Roths...
• Best Comment Of The Day in response to Assange: "I've Never Had A Problem Before With Women":
Who needs the CIA to assassinate you when your EGO will do it for you?
• Best Comment Of The Day in response to Dr. Drew Predicts Brad And Angie Will Split In Epic Meltdown:
After the interview, Dr. Drew hung up the phone, stepped over the stacks of Star magazines piled around him, turned off the Lifetime Movie on the television, and retreated to his bedroom where he put on his Rachel wig, did his make up and tucked himself securely, then proceeded with his weekly ritual where he danced about his bedroom and asked an imaginary Brad Pitt: "Would you do me? I'd do me."
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