Reader Roundup: In Which LeAnn Rimes Is The Hester Prynne Of Our Generation

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• Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Shape Magazine Calls LeAnn Rimes Cover A “Terrible Mistake”:

That the scarlet bikini triangle at the photo’s center is an abstracted “A” was completely lost on those readers.

• Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Shape Magazine Calls LeAnn Rimes Cover A “Terrible Mistake”:

I might be in the minority here, but I think husband stealing sounds exotic and fun. I imagine LeAnn Rimes belonging to an international gang of husband thieves. Julia Roberts cuts a hole in the skylight and silently descends a rope, secures the target husband and delicately replaces him in the marital bed with a bag of sand as not to set-off the sleeping wife alarm.

Marilyn Monroe is the technology expert who steals a husband by changing his various online profiles. She hacks into his Facebook page and changes Arthur Miller’s relationship status from “…is married to Mary Slattery” to “…is married to Marilyn Monroe.”

Angelina Jolie, the most famous husband thief, is the head of the organization, not unlike M at MI6. She mainly only does consulting work these days.

• Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Coming Soon To MTV: I Used To Be Fat:

It was either this or the meta hit: “I Used to Play Music Videos.”

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