Reader Roundup: Got Testosterone?

Whoever is in charge of reminding us that milk is A Thing is marketing itself as a way for men to make amends with those crazy hormonal bitchladies in their lives. Commenter Va Va Get My Broom thinks the campaign doesn't go far enough to emphasize stereotypes:

RECIPE FOR MORE MANLY:

ADD MORE GRAPHS AND NUMBERS. REAL MEN CAN DO MATH.
STICK SOME BOOBS ON IT. REAL MEN LOVE BITCHES WITH TITTAYS
EXPLOSIONS. REAL MEN LOVE F*CKING THINGS EXPLODING.
AT LEAST THREE HUMMERS. REAL MEN OVERCOMPENSATE OVERCOMPENSATING.
F*CKING MONKEYS AND ROBOCOP. REAL MEN ARE ALL OVER THAT PRO BONOBO SH*T
SOMETHING ABOUT THAT MOTHERF*CKING BACON. REAL MEN NEED MOAR BACON.
AT LEAST ONE MEME. THIS POST HAS OVER 9000 REAL MEN KNOWS DAT ASS.
SMEAR IT WITH SOME JACK DANIELS. AWWW JEAH.

F*CKING SMART.
-BROBUMP-

I'm so overwhelmed with emotion that I'm about to cry and laugh simultaneously while eating a pint of ice cream by myself.

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