The perfect way to start the weekend: Check out today's best comments.
• Best Comment Of The Day in response to 84-Year-Old Jerry Lewis Would Like To Spank Lindsay Loahn:
Yeah, because if Lindsay Lohan needs anything, it's more powdery white things all up in her face.
• Best Comment Of The Day in response to Kat Von D & Jesse James Are "In Love":
I'm pretty sure that what God actually wants is for Michael Lohan to shut the fuck up. It's in the Bible. "For lo, a jackass will be born. And he will beget a child, and he will seeketh the publicity. 'Behold', saith the Lord, 'this guy is an asshole. Someone needs to punch him in the face.' Amen."
• Best Comment Of The Day in response to Gay Dean Loses Her Job After Marrying Her Partner:
I know when I think of the Catholic Church in Massachusetts, the first image I get is an institution overwhelmingly concerned with the welfare of its children. Institutionally, they've just clearly been terribly concerned.
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