Reader Roundup: Don Draper Has A Message For Courtney Love

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• Best Comment Of The Day in response to Another Questionable Form Of Birth Control:

Aw, I was really hoping it’d just say “The Butt” on the obverse.

• Best Comment Of The Day, also in response to Another Questionable Form Of Birth Control:

Where’s the fine print?

Guarantee void if “pill” is used while in the following sexual positions: doggy style, spooning, belly down, flatiron, g-whiz, leap frog, corkscrew, stand and deliver, butt churner, the Chairman, t-square, crab and congress of the cow.

• Best Comment Of The Day in response to Female Sexual Pleasure Is Too Hot For TV:

They clearly should take their cues from the Cialis commercial. They need referential imagery. So, rather than throwing a football through a tire, this commercial should be full of images of women having dinner at their local YWCA, giving a back rub to a short guy in a boat, sticking their fingers down the throats of cats and flicking beans at one another.

• Best Comment Of The Day in response to Courtney Love Needs A Nap:

The dress shape says “babydoll,” but the leather says “vampire slayer.” And the eyes say “SRSLY?” And then the bracelet says “moon sorceress.”

I think we all know the look she’s going for: New England prep school invaded by zombies.

• Best Comment Of The Day, also in response to Courtney Love Needs A Nap:

Sad Don Draper feels really bad for her

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