Our good deed for the day: Sharing today's best comments.
• Best Comment Of The Day in response to Careful, Ladies: Jared Leto Is On His Cycle:
He looks like the high school drug dealer in an 80's movie about a gang of scrappy 12 year olds and the summer they'll never forget.
• Best Comment Of The Day in response to Conan's New Show Will Be Called... Conan:
If I ever become a serial killer, the "neighbor's dog" voice in my head telling me to do it will probably be Conan's.
That's pretty much the highest compliment I can pay someone.
• Best Comment Of The Day in response to This Week In Tabloids: Ashton Cheats On Demi:
How the Brad Pitt "Good Samaritan" story should really read:
"So I was pulling that old scam that tourists always fall for where you pretend your car is out of gas and ask people passing by for gas money, and Brad Pitt totally fell for it!"
• Best Comment Of The Day in response to What The Hell Happened To Lea Michele On The Cover Of Glamour?:
Lea Michele is merely showcasing one of Glamour's ten ways to get what you want in bed: threaten to destroy the citizens of Gotham with laughing neurotoxins if your partner doesn't commit to at least ten minutes of foreplay. Don't shoot the messenger.
Reminder: Rather than emailing us your daily comment nominations, we'd like you to submit them in the tips box at the top of the page. So send us your nominations via that box — complete with the outstanding comment's URL — and tag your nomination #cotd. (Replying to a comment with "#cotd" does not work.) From here on out, we'll mine through the brilliance via the Comment of the Day tag page.
EXCITING NEW FEATURE: We've set up a #trollpatrol page where you can report comments that you feel the editors/mods should be aware of. Try not to respond to/approve/promote trollish comments in the threads — instead, just post the comment on the #trollpatrol page, the same way you'd post a comment on #groupthink or on the #cotd page, and the editors/mods will take care of it.
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