Feast your eyes on today's best comments
• Best Comment Of The Day in response to Bookshelves Give Daters Yet Another Way To Be Judgmental:
I heard that Glenn Beck and Sarah Palin are jointly developing a dating site that matches people based on the books they've burned.
• Best Comment Of The Day, also in response to Bookshelves Give Daters Yet Another Way To Be Judgmental:
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• Best Comment Of The Day in response to Mad Men Stars Get Botched Rolling Stone Photoshop Job:
"Jon Hamm Loses Limb in Freak Cut and Paste Accident; Still Handsomer Than You Will Ever Be, Loser."
• Best Comment Of The Day, also in response to Mad Men Stars Get Botched Rolling Stone Photoshop Job:
Look, everyone. Yes, all these women are different sizes, but everyone *knows* that only one size is sexy—Rolling Stone just did these women a favor by making them look their "best"—"best" of course being a completely arbitrary concept lorded over by a faceless photoshop drudge who seemingly hates women.
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