Reader Roundup: Baby Alive May Be The Root Of Your Sexual Problems

We delve into the toy box in today’s best comments.

• Best Comment Of The Day in response to Tickle Me Elmo Is “A Sure-Fire Way To Kick-Start Sexual Fetishism”:

Holy crap you guys, I got one of those dolls that actually pees. ACTUALLY PEES.
/ruined

• Best Comment Of The Day in response to Ashlee Shreds Documents The Eco-Friendly Way:

The problem with using children as shredders is their tendency to jam after processing just a few dozen sheets.

• Best Comment Of The Day in response to Ronnie Gets An Anal Probe On Jersey Shore Season 3:

When you have to resort to anal penetration to get ratings, it’s time to retire the show. It’s why Who’s The Boss? went off the air when it did.

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