Wednesday's best comments: Witty, wise, widicuwously hiwarious.

Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Enquirer: Al Gore Accused Of "Sexually Attacking" Portland Masseuse: "So much for controlling emissions."• Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Lindsay Lohan's Unprofessionalism Plays Out On Reality TV: "Men grow cold as girls grow old
And we all lose our charm in the end
Tight rayon ain't trashy
This fashion's real classy
Leggings are a girl's best friend."


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