Reader Roundup

Guys: Do not miss the truly spectacular wit and wisdom of today’s best comments! (And check out the worst, too.)

Best Comment Of The Day, in response to The First Abdominals Of The World Cup!: “All of these pics blow my vuvuzela.” • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Manage Your Divorce On Your Smartphone: “iDontThinkThisIsWorkingOut.” And! “I would love to use these apps but I lost the iPhone in the divorce.” • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Engagement-Ring Obsessed? There’s An App For That.: “Alternatively known as the “How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days” app.” • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Walk A Mile In Her Shoes: I would not, could not walk a mile/I could not, would not in that style.” • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Why Wedding Weight Loss Isn’t About “Health”: “I thought I was going to the altar, not going to be altered. Silly me.” And! “The only reason I’m on a restrictive diet before the Big Day is to make sure my appetite is piqued – gotta have room for the groom’s head.” • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to “Botox Bandit” Hits NYC Spa: “My industry relies on creating insecurity in women by telling them that they will never be loved and successful if they don’t use these products, and by marketing skin cream as a magical potion which will transform one’s life. I can’t believe someone would risk jail time over something like that.” • Worst Comment Of The Day, in response to Forced Abortions, Courtesy Of Scientology? “I wonder how many christian women were pressured to have unwanted children? I mean, yeah, ‘forced abortion’ would blow. But when you join a religion, you kind of know what you’re getting into. ”