Today’s comments want you to know that there is no spoon.
Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Polish Your Beauty Routine With Jizz: “Generation gap: All of my mother’s nail polishes have names like ‘Sunset Rose’ and ‘Spiced Wine.’ Mine have names like ‘Slut,’ And ‘Jizz.'” •
Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Waddles Of The Runway: “Moddle puppeh resents teh ‘cat walk’.” • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Shrek Filmmakers Not Thrilled With Sexy Shrek Fashion Spreads: “Blind item! What celebrity princess is ‘green’ with envy after her husband was photographed arm-in-arm with a hot, young model? She’s so upset that she’s going on wild, alcohol-fueled party nights, and taking the kids with her!” • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Trigger-Angry: The Politics Of Internet Trigger Warnings: “The patriarchy is kind of like the Matrix, you can’t see it, you may not know it’s there, and everyone is part of it.”