Today's best comments are all heaving bosoms and windswept hair.
Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Cup A' Noodle: "The centre-creased English vampire stalked the Hungarian streets. Always watchful, always wary of his arch-enemy, the random juggler." • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Pie Vs. Cake: Pie Is Champion: "This feels like it was Scarface vs. The Godfather, and The Situation won." • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Bacon: A Story Of Forbidden Love: "Sadie, I didn't realize you wrote for the Harlequin Forbidden Meats Historical series. I quite enjoyed Muttony on Her Bounty and Honey Ham, Poison Lips as well." And!
"Mr. Weiss", she said, after he was leaning back against the counter, calm and satiated, "I feel I should tell you...I, I mean it's only right that you know..." she stammered.
"What?" He stood up a bit, with a bit of a sinking feeling in the pit of his stomach.
"About my eggs. My unfertilized eggs." She glanced at the counter, where they still lay still in their carton, untouched but certainly not unloved.
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