Monday's best comments: To insinuate they're not awesome is blasphemy!

Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Toys For Boys: You'll Shoot Your Dick Off: "If your big dick fires for 4 hours or more, call your doctor immediately." And! "Big Dick shoots as fast as you turn the crank. I'm pretty sure that I dated Big Dick when I was in college." • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Where My Peeps At?: "1 Walgreens 15:4 He was buried & He rose again on the 3rd day & on the 4th day He bought a shitload of Peeps for half price." • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Pie: A Vote For Hard Work And Deceptively Simple Pleasures:

All hail the Pie; hallowed be thy crust.
Yea, though I walk in the shadow of cakes,
I shall fear no pastry, for thou art with me.

Thy crust and thy filling, they comfort me;
Thou preparest a dessert cart before me in the presence of mine enemies;
Thou anointest my taste-buds with shortcrust, fruit and sugar, and my plate runneth over.

Surely goodness and sweet cream filling shall follow me in all of my days;
And I shall dwell in the House of Pie forever:
Village Inn.

Special Mention Jpeg Of The Day: Here!

Reminder: If you see a great, funny, insightful, eloquent (or awful) comment, nominate it! Email the comment and the timestamp link to the left of the comment to Hortense at commenters@jezebel.com.

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