Sex. Celebrity. Politics. With Teeth
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Sex. Celebrity. Politics. With Teeth

Reader Roundup

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Today's best comments: Total freaks between the sheets!

Best Comment Of The Day, in response to How To Tell Him He's Jerking Off While He Sleeps: "I think this is one of those situations they're talking about when they say, 'Say it with flowers.'" To Which You Add: "Or an 'edible arrangement.'" Also: "A lovely Hallmark card that has a picture of a loving couple, strolling on a beach, wearing linen pants and walking their Golden Retriever...which opens up to 'DON'T WHACK IN THE SACK' and has one of those sound triggers that just goes 'FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP.' That's what love is." And!: "I hear the secrets that you keep, when you're 'batin' in your sleep."
Plus:
"How the e-card would go:
Roses are red,
Your balls are not blue,
Because every night
A dirty thing you do!

Followed By:
"There's a fellow who sleeps in this bed
Who often dreams of getting head
Because he's a man
He turns to his hand
And jerks off in his sleep instead"

Reminder: If you see a great, funny, insightful, eloquent (or awful) comment, nominate it! Email the comment and the timestamp link to the left of the comment to Hortense at commenters@jezebel.com.

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