Sex. Celebrity. Politics. With Teeth
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Sex. Celebrity. Politics. With Teeth

Reader Roundup

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Ladies and gentlemen: The best comments of the day!

Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Ugg, No!: "Gabby's got _____* in the bag. *cute shoes...I hope to god." • Best Comment of The Day, in response to "I Went With The Flow:" Rielle Hunter Repulsed By GQ Photo Shoot: "Here's to No Pants: The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems." And! "Why I do declare! When those city slicker photographer folk gave me that banana and asked me to eat it slowly while wearing only a bra and straddling a pole, I thought we were doing a story on good nutrition and healthy exercise! I am shocked that such innocent intent has been turned into such sordid filth! I feel so sullied!" • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to The Rielle Hunter Dating Guide: "She's just keepin' it real in sweats and a Modesty Child. Modesty Child - for mothers on the go who need to cover it up." • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to New Lip Gloss Subtly Conveys When You're Feeling Sexy:

Someone should just invent a traffic light that we can wear on top of our heads, or maybe as a stylish cocktail ring. Red means "Don't fucking touch me," yellow means "Maybe if you give me a backrub and avoid saying stupid things," and green means "Why are you still wearing pants?"

Reminder: If you see a great, funny, insightful, eloquent (or awful) comment, nominate it! Email the comment and the timestamp link to the left of the comment to Hortense at commenters@jezebel.com.



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