Today’s best comments are tongue-twisters of truthiness.
Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Size Matters: “Baby Rubber Ugly Bumpers.” • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to She Put A Ring On It: “Conservatives, take notice. THIS is what love really looks like. Your cheapo dollar-store version, which explicitly excludes people like this, is a pale and wan substitute. Real love kills it every time.” • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Casting The Gilligan’s Island Movie:
Just sit right back and you’ll hear a tale
A tale of a fateful trip
That started off in Hollywood
‘Cause they can’t think up shit
The mate was an nerdy indie god
The skipper not so sure
Five actors will be signing on
For a 90-minute bomb
A 90-minute bomb
The critics started getting rough
The crappy film was panned
If not for the fact that these people need the work
This project should be banned
This project should be banned.
[Similarly, Special Mention here!]
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