Reader Roundup

The best comments of the day: Sinfully waxing poetic!

Best Comment Of The Day, in response to “I Have A Responsibility Now To Dress Badly”: “I hope she runs around playgrounds screaming, ‘I killed Sirius Black, I killed Sirius Black!’ I would.” • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to “You Make Men Want To Be Sinful:” Blaming The Victim, Religious Pamphlet Edition: “So, by this logic, I could go to Virginia, steal a car, and, when questioned by authorities, simply state that the car was sleek and sapphire blue, and everyone knows that sleek blue cars make me want to drive them. If someone had the bad sense to make a car both streamlined and sapphire blue, they must have been inviting me to steal it, right?” • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to But Soft! What Light Through Yonder Window Breaks?:

But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks?
It is the camera, and your flashbulb is the sun.
Arise, fair papparazzo, and kill the envious photographer,
Who is already sick and pale with jealousy,
That your photos, art far more lucrative than his.

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