Reader Roundup

The comments of the day:

Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Science Scribe Writes Masturbatory Missive About Human Penises: “Simulated Semen: Finally, a new recipe to shake up the neighborhood potluck.” You say: “Oh, Mr. Huffleby, did you make your spunk roast again, or are you just happy to see me?” • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Big Love: Mormon Beefcake Calendar Angers Church: “Dressed in a loincloth, he represents the second cuming of Christ.” We say: Is it true that Jesus shaves?