The ever-so-epic comments of the day:
Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Christian Louboutin Creates Sky High, Obscene, Snake Stilettos: "That shoe's a cold-hearted snake/It makes me want to sigh/Oh ohhh/I've no plans to buy." We say: Girl, don't play the fool! • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to What If Women Weren't Afraid To Grow Old?: "The Golden Girls effective cured my fear of growing older. I can't fucking wait. Cheesecake. Medicare. Wacky dates. Social Security. Miami. AARP membership. Beginning every story by saying 'Picture it, ladies. Sicily. 1998.' on a regular basis. It's going to be awesome!" We say: Thank you for being a friend. • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to What If Women Weren't Afraid To Grow Old?: "What would happen? Revelation:
6:1 And I saw when the Lamb opened one of the seals, and I heard, as it were the noise of thunder, one of the four beasts saying, Come and see.
6:2 And I saw, and behold a wrinkled woman: and he that sat on her had a sad; and a bag for the head was given unto her: and he went forth conquering, now that she was covered up.
6:3 And when he had opened the second seal, I heard the second beast say, Come and see.
6:4 And there went out a non-botoxed woman that was terrible: and power was given to her that creased thereon to take peace from the earth, and that the peoples should kill one another: and there was given unto her a great ugly.
6:5 And when he had opened the third seal, I heard the third beast say, Come and see. And I beheld, lo a thin lipped woman; and he that sat on her had a syringe in his hand.
6:6 And I heard a voice in the midst of the four beasts say, A measure of anti-aging cream for a penny, and three measures of surgery for a penny; and see thou hurt the eyes of the menfolk.
6:7 And when he had opened the fourth seal, I heard the voice of the fourth beast say, Come and see.
6:8 And I looked, and behold a sixty year old woman: and her name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with her! And power was given unto them over the fourth part of the earth, to kill the disgusting wrinkly woman with sword, and with hunger, and with death, and with the beasts of the earth." We say: A(wo)men.