Reader Roundup

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The comments of the day:

Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Janeane Garofalo: "The Type Of Female Who Likes Rush Is The Type Who Falls In Love With Prisoners": "Duh!! I wear a black cocktail dress, my blonde witch wig and whine about those harpy 9/11 widows. Then I whisper softly in his ear, that with his remaining hair adjusted just so, he looks just like Mitt Romney. Then we drink wine made from the tears of poor people." You say: [respond below!] • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Have You No Decency?: "Upon my cockfuck! Gracious shitnipples, never have I been so insulted in all my life! The more I see of the world, the more am I dissatisfied with it; and every day confirms my belief of the fuckery of all bitches, and of the dependence that can be placed on the appearance of either merit or sense!" You say: [respond below!]

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Erin Gloria Ryan

If I were a crazy billionaire, I would buy a private plane and visit every single Bestie. I would present myself to said bestie and offer to be her indentured servant for the next several hours. The next day, Bestie would wake up, and I would be gone, but there would be a bouquet of flowers and a note that read, "Thank You For Letting My Brain Have Sex With Your Brain."