Friends, today’s “Bestie” is a cockstar:
Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Sex Fiends More Likely To Get Prostate Cancer?: “This study sounds like a lot of bal(l)derdash!” You say: “I think it’s all poppycock.” And! “Seriously. Why all the hullaballoo?” And! “Whatever. Scientists don’t know dick.” Worst Comment Of The Day, in response to The View From Blago-ville Is Crazy: “I think he’s weird looking – his eyes look a little close together.” You say: “This is the only thing you can think of to say about one of the most bizarre, smug, delusional, hilarious people alive today?”
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Still here. Still without airbrushing. Still with teeth.
