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Radar Says Katie Holmes Can Talk All the Shit She Wants When Her Divorce Contract Ends Next Year

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According to this Radar report I fervently wish to be true, the reason behind Katie Holmes’ silence has been contractual—the site reports her divorce settlement bars her from discussing Tom Cruise, Scientology, and even her own dating life, which may or may not involve Jamie Foxx. But not for much longer?

If Radar is to be believed, and even a stopped clock is not defamatory at least twice a day, the terms of Holmes’ divorce settlement expire next year:

Holmes’ divorce from “Mission Impossible” star orders she can’t officially “date” until 2017, an insider told Radar.

“Katie signed a clause in her quickie divorce settlement that prevents her from embarrassing Tom in various ways, like talking about him or Scientology, or publicly dating another man for five years after the divorce,” the source claimed.

“She’s allowed to date, but she cannot do so in a public fashion, and she’s not supposed to let any boyfriend near their daughter, Suri,” the insider added. “Katie wanted out of the marriage so badly, she agreed to the terms — and got $4.8 million in child support, plus another $5 million for herself.”


“At this point, Tom doesn’t care much what Katie does,” the insider said. “But he wouldn’t mind getting his $5 million back!” Same.


Malia Obama, who was caught on camera last month doing some fun stuff at Lollapalooza, showed up this weekend to the Made in America festival wearing a a Harvard baseball cap and a handwritten shirt that says “Smoking Kills.”


Here she is hugging Beyoncé:


Whether her dad made her wear it, or it’s an elaborate burn on him—or something else entirely!—still pretty metal.

[New York]

Real Housewives of New York star and producer Bethenny Frankel was “the center of gossip in Hamptons yoga class,” Page Six reports.

“She basically made up her own yoga moves, then left early,” said a spy. “She kept doing the opposite of what the teacher was saying.”


I believe it...

[Page Six]

  • Katie Holmes still hasn’t commented on the secret entrance she uses at her Chelsea Whole Foods.
  • The Bravo curse strikes again; this time on a witch. [People]
  • Don’t believe this woman pretending to be the daughter of JD & the Straightshot lead singer James Dolan. She’s not a Madison Square Garden heiress, and you’re not “a basic bitch from bumfuck Kentucky.” [Page Six]
  • If you had gone out in SoHo early Monday morning, you might have run into Rihanna, who was out wandering around in last night’s clothes. Would you have hit it off, exchanged numbers, become best friends, maybe something more? There’s no real way to say, because you slept in, you lazy piece of shit, and also you never go to SoHo anymore. [Gothamist]