Whoa. Queen Elizabeth just revealed that she had an affair with the Grinch.
The noted queen of U.K. made the announcement in her annual Christmas broadcast, released on Friday. The broadcast, which Town & Country reports was filmed ahead of time in the Green Drawing Room at Windsor Castle, is usually filled with warm wishes for the holidays meant to uplift people. This year, it was filled with her saying “I had sex with the Grinch.”
“It was so crazy,” Queen Elizabeth says in the clip. “I was married, but then I saw the Grinch at Tesco and was like, ‘Wow.’”
The news is shocking because the Queen, who I’ve heard of, has been married to Prince Philip since 1947. (They have four kids together: Charles, etc.) It is also a big deal because it concerns the Grinch, who had previously not been confirmed to fuck.
“I’ve already told Philip,” Queen Elizabeth continues. “He was upset, but I told him, ‘This is me, baby. This is me.’”
As she explains at the end of the video, the Queen came forward about the affair in the hopes of inspiring her people to pursue their dreams.
“I never thought I’d have sex with the Grinch,” she says, “but look at me now.”
It happened. Watch below.