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I see no reason why Playboy shouldn’t put Parton on the cover. Jane Seymour, who is 69, posed for the magazine a couple years ago, as have other former Playboy bunnies of varying ages. On the other hand, I think Parton can do a lot better than Playboy, a magazine that keeps trying to rebrand in the “woke” Year of Our Lord 2020, but can’t seem to find its footing or readership. Perhaps that’s just what Playboy needs—a cover woman who appeals across the age, gender, and value spectrum, and who also looks exactly the same in her 70s as she did when she was 32.

Put Dolly on the cover, cowards!