Illustration for article titled Protect Your Reproductive Rights By Incorporating Your Uterus

In response to Florida legislators admonishing Rep. Scott Randolph for remarking that his wife should "incorporate her uterus," the American Civil Liberties Union of Florida launched a website today that lets women do just that. IncorporateMyUterus.com lets women personalize and print a declaration that reads, "When a corporation has more protections than a woman, the best way to keep lawmakers out of your business is to be your own business." The head of the ACLU of Florida says that soon the site will add a feature that allows men to incorporate an honorary uterus.

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